from: socialhappy561
hey i just noticed you live across the street on reeses cup lane and i thought we could exchange social security numbers? thats awesome thx k see you yesterday!
My answer: ....Reese's Cup Lane. Seriously, dude? You have social....problems that need to be fixed.
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from: pastapastaGIVEIT
Hey! I saw your new Italian restaurant and I wondered...is there pasta?
My answer: ...................Your name is Veneciano, isn't it?